"Meet your new life companion: the journal that gets you. Featuring our own beloved Rudy Big Tude on a motorcycle with the brilliant motto, 'Shoot for the middle,' this notebook is perfect for all those average dreams and mediocre plans. Why aim for the stars when you can comfortably coast at cruising altitude? Use this journal to jot down your half-baked ideas and lukewarm ambitions, because who needs excellence anyway?"

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket