"Introducing the journal for those who thrive on doing the bare minimum! Featuring a determined Napoleon Napperstein crossing the finish line with the encouraging words, 'You just got to be faster than the guy behind you,' this notebook is perfect for documenting all your half-hearted efforts and close-enough achievements. Why strive for first place when you can simply avoid last? Use this journal to chronicle your near-misses and almost-made-its, because in the race of life, 'almost' totally counts."

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket