"Introducing the journal for all you rock stars of mediocrity! Featuring a Riff Wildfang shredding on a guitar with the sage advice, 'Lower your expectations and raise your hopes,' this notebook is perfect for capturing your wild dreams that you'll probably never follow through on. Why aim high when you can comfortably settle for less? Use this journal to jot down all your grand plans and brilliant ideas that will forever remain just that—plans and ideas. Rock on, dreamer!"

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket