Introducing the "Half-Full, Half-Witty" Journal – because let's face it, sometimes you need a notebook that understands your existential dread and quirky humor. This sleek, black, mood-matching journal is perfect for jotting down your deepest thoughts, sarcastic musings, and all the witty retorts you think of way too late. Featuring a cover that boldly asks, "Half-Full? How about Half-Way Decent?" alongside an enigmatic image that captures the essence of your daily struggle between optimism and reality. Perfect for the literary genius who sees the glass as half-empty but with a splash of humor.

• Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper
• Size: 5.5" × 8.5" (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g)
• 80 pages of lined, cream-colored paper
• Matching elastic closure and ribbon marker
• Expandable inner pocket